Chinese Menu

“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke

A’LA CARTE
CUM DROP SOUP
(Fresh every 27 days)
PEE YU PLATTER
(Clothes Pins Extra)
HOO FLUNG POO
(Napkins & raincoats provided)
YUNG POON TANK
(No take out orders accepted)
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
1.) SUM YUNG CHICK
(Different and delicious)
$6.99
2) WON HUNB LO
(Chinese meatballs)
$6.99
3) SUM DUM FUCK
(Same as #1 with extra sauce)
$9.69
4) CUM SUM TWAT
(Dinner for parties of 3 or more)
$16.99
5) SUC MI PORK
(Chef’s special)
$6.99
6) FUC YU MAN
(Speciality of the house)
$6.69
Dinner combinations inlcudes smeg roll and fortune nookie
1) GOO IN HAND
(For those dining alone)
$6.99
2) GOO WEE CHICK
(Sloppy, seconds no extra charge)
$6.99
3) CUM TOO SOON
(Order early, these go fast)
$6.99
4) SUC MI WANG
(Traditional Chinese Meatloaf)
$6.99
5) SUM DUM CHICK
(You get what you pay for)
$4.99
6) FUC MEI SLO
(Not avaiable after 10pm)
$5.68
7) LIK MI CLIT
(Delicous lip smaking delicacy)
$6.65
8 ) CHO KON IT
(For the deep throated)
$4.55
9) FUC SUM NOW
(For those in a hurry)
$3.56
10) WAI TU YUNG
(Not avaiable on school nights)
$5.88
11) TUNG SUM CHICK
(A taste bud tingler)
$5.84
12) SUM GULP CUM
(Lo-cal diet special)

(Submitted via email by Kid Q)

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1 Comment

  • Very interesting . I,m living in Canada and never seen any menu like this . I,m very curious about Hawaiian and The Chinese in Hawaiian!