Filipino Vocabulary

“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO!

  1. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
    I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
  2. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT,and DETAIL in a sentence.
    DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE,first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.
  3. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
    I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
  4. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
    Jack and Jill got married on June 1, 1997. So on June 1, 1998, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
  5. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
    Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
  6. Use IRAQ, IRAN, and EGYPT in a sentence.
    IRAQ is bigger than a stone. IRAN faster than my friend. EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
  7. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
    PAUL, be carePAUL, before you PAUL in the PAUL.
  8. Use CUISINE in a sentence.
    I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE math.
  9. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
    At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.
  10. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
    Ring, ring…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
  11. Use TOENAIL in a sentence
    To get to Kaneohe, you must go through Wilson Toenail.
  12. Use PENIS in a sentence.
    Before my boy go outside and play, I tell him to penis his homework.
  13. Use EMPIRE in a sentence.
    Ready! Aim! EMPIRE!!!
  14. Use DEFICIT in a sentence.
    When I go to the pool, I check out how DEFICIT.
  15. Use HOSTESS in a sentence.
    Hello? Hello? HOSTESS?!!

“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke

Q) There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?

A) The one in the bunny suit.

(Submitted via email by “Tbone”)

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