“King of the Jungle” – e-Hawaii Joke
One day, the King of the Jungle wanted to tour his kingdom and ask them all a simple question, “Who is the King of the Jungle?”
He came across a giraffe and said, “Grrr!!!! Who is the King of the Jungle?!!!”
The Giraffe answered, “Why, why, You are!!!”
“That’s right!” said the lion and he went on his way.
Soon he came to a zebra eating grass and said, “Grrr!!! Who is the King of the Jungle?!!”
“You, you, you are!!!” said the zebra.
“That’s right!” said the lion and he went on his way.
The lion did this to every animal he saw along the way. Eventually he came to an elephant.
“Grrr!!! Who is the King of the Jungle?!!!”
The elephant looked at the lion. Grabbed him with his trunk. Swung him in to the tree. Slammed the lion into the ground several times. Then, pounded the lion with his foot until the lion looked terrible.
As the lion got up and wobbled away he said, “Gee whiz! Just because you neva know da answer no need get mad!!!”
(Submitted via email by “Papabu”)
NOW THIS IS ONE FOR THE ARCHIVES….LOL NO LOOSE THIS ONE.