Mother’s Milk

“Mother’s Milk” – e-Hawaii Joke

Kimo went to the doctor’s and found out he had a rare disease. The doctor told him that the only thing that would cure him was to drink fresh mother’s milk. Kimo immediately called his childhood friend Leilani.

“Leilani, you just wen have one baby eh?”

“Yeah, why?” Leilani replied.

Kimo explained to her about his disease and she responded

“Shoots brah. Anyting to help you out!”

So, Kimo drove over to Leilani’s house as fast as he could. She began nursing Kimo and within seconds Kimo looked up at Leilani and said “So wot…you got any cookies?”

(Submitted via email by “Kolina”)

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