Portuguese Coast

“Portuguese Coast” – e-Hawaii Joke

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly Portuguese), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up. The husband asked, “Who was that?” The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear.'”

(Submitted via email by “Dennis”)

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