Portuguese Compact

“Portuguese Compact” – e-Hawaii Joke

Two Portuguese women are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second Portuguese says, “Here, let me see!” So the first Portuguese hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, “You dummy, it’s me!”

(Submitted via email by “Dennis”)

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