Portuguese Gun

“Portuguese Gun” – e-Hawaii Joke

A Portuguese woman suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the Portuguese woman is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it.” The Portuguese replies, “Shut up, you’re next!”

(Submitted via email by “Dennis”)

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