Tongan In the Toilet

“Tongan In the Toilet” – e-Hawaii Joke

Q) How do you know if a Tongan has been in your toilet?

A) There’s no wall paper on the wall.

(Submitted via email by “Mareko”)

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17 Comments

  • ur mouth is so dry
    maybe its tym u shuld wet it

    hu ever this dry person is

    ohhhh n go biii urself a life

  • hw dyu kno if a samoan hs been in th toilet ? thrs rocks insyd th toilet . LMAO elo he kata haahaa … NEXT ! .

  • LMFAO @ Tila’s comment. Malie mu’a Tila! Now that, was hella funny. The Tongan joke made we grin, still confused though. Yours, on the other hand was killa. You should submit it. MHK!

  • WELL THA SAMOANz NEED TO SHUT THA FUCK UP CUz THERE ASS Iz ALL REDDY SCRAPPED WiT FUCKiN ROCK MARKS CRUMBLED iN!!!!

  • man this was so dry what evea u must have wipe ur mata efin ass with the waoll paper ………………..alu kai tae shit face………..

  • Uhh. I’m Tongan and Samoan. So that would make a bad mix. Lol. But as for the joke, that was FLAT!

  • A Maori man, Samoan man and Tongan man go into the Guiness World records Head office. The Maori man says “I want to claim the title for the worlds longest d*ck”, the surveyor checks the records and says “yes sir you are now the holder for the title of longest d*ck in the world”. The Maori walks out and yells “I have the longest d*ck in the world”.

    The Samoan man walks into the office and says “I want to claim the title for the worlds longest tongue”, the surveyor checks the records and says “yes sir you are now the holder for the title of longest tongue in the world”. The Samoan walks out and yells “I have the longest tongue in the world”.

    The Tongan man walks into the office and says “I want to claim the title for the worlds shortest d*ck”, the surveyor checks the records and says “hmmm one moment sir”, he checks the records again and says “sorry sir someone else already has that title”. The Tongan man walks out of the office with his head down, sad face and everything. The Maori and Samoan say “what’s wrong bro?”. The Tongan says “WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?”

  • u must fakaelu ur face with the wallpaper afta the tongan use it wiv their mui coz thats hw its suposed to be les okembatoo bitch

  • I am tongan & i was drinking otai whilst reading this shit and you made me spew it out in disgust! Low lives…….