Jokes

Local Style Jokes (Hawaii Jokes)

Top 35 Oxymorons

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“Top 35 Oxymorons” – e-Hawaii Joke 35. State worker 34. Legally drunk 33. Exact estimate 32. Act naturally 31. Found missing 30. Resident alien…

Tita and Pit Bull

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“Tita and Pit Bull” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What’s the difference between a Tita and a Pitbull? A) Lipstick (Submitted via email by “John”)

Tita Blues

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“Tita Blues” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a “tita from Waianae” who just lost her boyfriend? A) Brah-less! (Submitted via email…

Ticket Please

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“Ticket Please” – e-Hawaii Joke Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three…

Stop Over

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“Stop Over” – e-Hawaii Joke My future sister-in-law called our house excited cause she found out that she gets to come to Hawaii. They…

Tongan Thumbs

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“Tongan Thumbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why do Tongans have big thumbs? A) ’cause they have big nostrils (Submitted via email by “Sonja”)

Tongan Lovin’

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“Tongan Lovin’” – e-Hawaii Joke Q: What does a Tongan say during sex? A: Neeeeeeeigggghhhh (Submitted via email by “smackdownqueen”)