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Rap Reiplinger – Chanting
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Rap Reiplinger – Chanting

Rap Reiplinger – “Chanting” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Chanting” video – from Rap’s Hawaii – performed … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Chanting

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Portuguese Sausage for Lunch

“Portuguese Sausage for Lunch” – e-Hawaii Joke A Hawaiian, a Japanese and a Portuguese were doing construction work on scaffolding on … Continue reading Portuguese Sausage for Lunch

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Haole Wannabe

“Haole Wannabe” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Haole trying to talk pidgin? A) Training Bra! (Submitted via … Continue reading Haole Wannabe

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Moki’s Law

“Moki’s Law” – e-Hawaii Joke Moki’s Law: The chance of you dividing a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much … Continue reading Moki’s Law

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Comfortable

“Comfortable” – e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed … Continue reading Comfortable

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Asian Pickup Lines

“Asian Pickup Lines” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise. 9) I carry … Continue reading Asian Pickup Lines

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Magic Mirror

“Magic Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke Once had one Hawaiian, Japanese and Podagee. The Hawaiian walked up to da mirror and … Continue reading Magic Mirror

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Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex

“Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex” – e-Hawaii Joke After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the … Continue reading Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex

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Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List

“Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List” – e-Hawaii Joke (from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii) == Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List == ,;””””;, |’,________,’| || | /~_ … Continue reading Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List

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Filipino Santa

“Filipino Santa” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one? A) The … Continue reading Filipino Santa

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Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs

“Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like … Continue reading Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs

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Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail

“Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail” – e-Hawaii Joke A Filipino man took a test for employment and was asked to make … Continue reading Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail

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Bull of Samoa

“Bull of Samoa” – e-Hawaii Joke China, New Zealand, England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their … Continue reading Bull of Samoa

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Apple Juice

“Apple Juice” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use apple juice in a sentence? A) When I dropped my moms … Continue reading Apple Juice

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A Male Hooker

“A Male Hooker” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a gay hooker from Hawaii? A) A Hawaiian Manhole (Submitted … Continue reading A Male Hooker

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