“Bull of Samoa” – e-Hawaii Joke
China, New Zealand, England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says “I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!” All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says “I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!” Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of England steps up and he says “I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of England!” So everyone from England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn’t so the drunk Samoan says “I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa. Everyone freezes and they say “The Bull of Samoa… What is that?” Then he says, “Yeah the Bull of Samoa – The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of China, takes a crap on the green grass of New Zealand and bones the Queen of England.