Top 35 Oxymorons
“Top 35 Oxymorons” – e-Hawaii Joke 35. State worker 34. Legally drunk 33. Exact estimate 32. Act naturally 31. Found … Continue reading Top 35 Oxymorons
Category: Jokes
Local Style Jokes (Hawaii Jokes)
Tita and Pit Bull
“Tita and Pit Bull” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What’s the difference between a Tita and a Pitbull? A) Lipstick (Submitted … Continue reading Tita and Pit Bull
Tita Blues
“Tita Blues” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a “tita from Waianae” who just lost her boyfriend? A) … Continue reading Tita Blues
Ticket Please
“Ticket Please” – e-Hawaii Joke Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At … Continue reading Ticket Please
Stop Over
“Stop Over” – e-Hawaii Joke My future sister-in-law called our house excited cause she found out that she gets to … Continue reading Stop Over
True Portuguese Story
“True Portuguese Story” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar I visited the men’s restroom and one big guy … Continue reading True Portuguese Story
You’re Probably Chinese If…
“You’re Probably Chinese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You eat rice for breakfast. Your friends and everybody else assume you know … Continue reading You’re Probably Chinese If…
The Voting Filipino
“The Voting Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why didn’t they let the Filipino man vote? A) Because he might eat … Continue reading The Voting Filipino
Free Transport from NAIA Airport
“Free Transport from NAIA Airport” – e-Hawaii Joke To my fellow Filipinos, Good news from GMA. Starting January of 2010, … Continue reading Free Transport from NAIA Airport
Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon
“Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) White House not big enough … Continue reading Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon
Tongans In the Tub
“Tongans In the Tub” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call 3 Tongans guys in a tub? A) GUERRILLAS … Continue reading Tongans In the Tub
Tongan Thumbs
“Tongan Thumbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why do Tongans have big thumbs? A) ’cause they have big nostrils (Submitted via … Continue reading Tongan Thumbs
Tongan Lovin’
“Tongan Lovin’” – e-Hawaii Joke Q: What does a Tongan say during sex? A: Neeeeeeeigggghhhh (Submitted via email by “smackdownqueen”) Continue reading Tongan Lovin’
Tongan In the Toilet
“Tongan In the Toilet” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you know if a Tongan has been in your toilet? … Continue reading Tongan In the Toilet
Tongan In the Mirror
“Tongan In the Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan stood in front of the Mirror and asked “Mirror, mirror on … Continue reading Tongan In the Mirror