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Ticket Please

“Ticket Please” – e-Hawaii Joke Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At … Continue reading Ticket Please

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You’re Probably Chinese If…

“You’re Probably Chinese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You eat rice for breakfast. Your friends and everybody else assume you know … Continue reading You’re Probably Chinese If…

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Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon

“Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) White House not big enough … Continue reading Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon

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You Know You’re From Hawaii If…

“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…

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U Know U Local Eef

“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef

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Hawaiian Driver’s License Application

“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application

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Chinese Torture Tests

“Chinese Torture Tests” – e-Hawaii Joke A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly … Continue reading Chinese Torture Tests

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Pass Me…

“Pass Me…” – e-Hawaii Joke They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During … Continue reading Pass Me…

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Chinese Menu

“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke A’LA CARTE CUM DROP SOUP (Fresh every 27 days) PEE YU PLATTER (Clothes Pins Extra) … Continue reading Chinese Menu

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Full Diaper

“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper

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Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style

“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style

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Filipino Hostess

“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess

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Are You Really Filipino?

“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out”  – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?

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Hawaiian Football

“Hawaiian Football” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded “brah” (Submitted via … Continue reading Hawaiian Football

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Brain Surgery

“Brain Surgery” – e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The … Continue reading Brain Surgery

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