Ticket Please
“Ticket Please” – e-Hawaii Joke Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At … Continue reading Ticket Please
Tag: chinese jokes
You’re Probably Chinese If…
“You’re Probably Chinese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You eat rice for breakfast. Your friends and everybody else assume you know … Continue reading You’re Probably Chinese If…
Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon
“Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) White House not big enough … Continue reading Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
Chinese Torture Tests
“Chinese Torture Tests” – e-Hawaii Joke A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly … Continue reading Chinese Torture Tests
Pass Me…
“Pass Me…” – e-Hawaii Joke They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During … Continue reading Pass Me…
Chinese Menu
“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke A’LA CARTE CUM DROP SOUP (Fresh every 27 days) PEE YU PLATTER (Clothes Pins Extra) … Continue reading Chinese Menu
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Filipino Hostess
“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess
Are You Really Filipino?
“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out” – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?
Hawaiian Football
“Hawaiian Football” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded “brah” (Submitted via … Continue reading Hawaiian Football
Brain Surgery
“Brain Surgery” – e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The … Continue reading Brain Surgery