Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon

“Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon” – e-Hawaii Joke

10) White House not big enough for in-laws

9) Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics

8 ) Oval Office has bad feng shui (literally means ‘wind water’)

7) Can’t find decent roast duck inside the beltway

6) Secret service can’t handle nagging from mother

5) Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners

4) No chance for promotion

3) Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct

2) Senior aides won’t take off shoes before coming in

1) Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

(Submitted via email by “Scott”)

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  • some your shit pretty dry but no chance for promotion made me laugh out loud bruh mahalo