“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke
A’LA CARTE | |
CUM DROP SOUP (Fresh every 27 days) |
PEE YU PLATTER (Clothes Pins Extra) |
HOO FLUNG POO (Napkins & raincoats provided) |
YUNG POON TANK (No take out orders accepted) |
LUNCHEON SPECIALS | |
1.) SUM YUNG CHICK (Different and delicious) |
$6.99 |
2) WON HUNB LO (Chinese meatballs) |
$6.99 |
3) SUM DUM FUCK (Same as #1 with extra sauce) |
$9.69 |
4) CUM SUM TWAT (Dinner for parties of 3 or more) |
$16.99 |
5) SUC MI PORK (Chef’s special) |
$6.99 |
6) FUC YU MAN (Speciality of the house) |
$6.69 |
Dinner combinations inlcudes smeg roll and fortune nookie | |
1) GOO IN HAND (For those dining alone) |
$6.99 |
2) GOO WEE CHICK (Sloppy, seconds no extra charge) |
$6.99 |
3) CUM TOO SOON (Order early, these go fast) |
$6.99 |
4) SUC MI WANG (Traditional Chinese Meatloaf) |
$6.99 |
5) SUM DUM CHICK (You get what you pay for) |
$4.99 |
6) FUC MEI SLO (Not avaiable after 10pm) |
$5.68 |
7) LIK MI CLIT (Delicous lip smaking delicacy) |
$6.65 |
8 ) CHO KON IT (For the deep throated) |
$4.55 |
9) FUC SUM NOW (For those in a hurry) |
$3.56 |
10) WAI TU YUNG (Not avaiable on school nights) |
$5.88 |
11) TUNG SUM CHICK (A taste bud tingler) |
$5.84 |
12) SUM GULP CUM (Lo-cal diet special) |
(Submitted via email by Kid Q)
Very interesting . I,m living in Canada and never seen any menu like this . I,m very curious about Hawaiian and The Chinese in Hawaiian!