OCCC Escapees
“OCCC Escapees” – e-Hawaii Joke One day three men from OCCC was planning an escape. They dug a deep hole under … Continue reading OCCC Escapees
Tag: haole jokes
Podagee Knock Knock
“Podagee Knock Knock” – e-Hawaii Joke Knock Knock… Who’s there? Podagee Burgular (Submitted via email by “Sistah Cuz”) Continue reading Podagee Knock Knock
Haole Wannabe
“Haole Wannabe” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Haole trying to talk pidgin? A) Training Bra! (Submitted via … Continue reading Haole Wannabe
Rap Reiplinger – Chanting
Rap Reiplinger – “Chanting” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Chanting” video – from Rap’s Hawaii – performed … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Chanting
Moki’s Law
“Moki’s Law” – e-Hawaii Joke Moki’s Law: The chance of you dividing a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much … Continue reading Moki’s Law
Portuguese Sausage for Lunch
“Portuguese Sausage for Lunch” – e-Hawaii Joke A Hawaiian, a Japanese and a Portuguese were doing construction work on scaffolding on … Continue reading Portuguese Sausage for Lunch
Magic Mirror
“Magic Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke Once had one Hawaiian, Japanese and Podagee. The Hawaiian walked up to da mirror and … Continue reading Magic Mirror
Comfortable
“Comfortable” – e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed … Continue reading Comfortable
Asian Pickup Lines
“Asian Pickup Lines” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise. 9) I carry … Continue reading Asian Pickup Lines
Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex
“Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex” – e-Hawaii Joke After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the … Continue reading Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex
Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List
“Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List” – e-Hawaii Joke (from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii) == Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List == ,;””””;, |’,________,’| || | /~_ … Continue reading Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List
Filipino Santa
“Filipino Santa” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one? A) The … Continue reading Filipino Santa
Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
“Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like … Continue reading Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
“Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail” – e-Hawaii Joke A Filipino man took a test for employment and was asked to make … Continue reading Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
Apple Juice
“Apple Juice” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use apple juice in a sentence? A) When I dropped my moms … Continue reading Apple Juice