You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
Tag: haole jokes
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
Portuguese Acrobat
“Portuguese Acrobat” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. … Continue reading Portuguese Acrobat
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper
Are You Really Filipino?
“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out” – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?
Filipino Hostess
“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Brain Surgery
“Brain Surgery” – e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The … Continue reading Brain Surgery
Hawaiian Football
“Hawaiian Football” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded “brah” (Submitted via … Continue reading Hawaiian Football
Egg Dispute
“Egg Dispute” – e-Hawaii Joke Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which … Continue reading Egg Dispute
One Way Street
“One Way Street” – e-Hawaii Joke An officer of the law stopped a Filipino man driving the wrong way on a … Continue reading One Way Street
Rap Reiplinger – Fate Yanagi
Rap Reiplinger – “Fate Yanagi” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Fate Yanagi” video – from Rap’s … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Fate Yanagi
Business Golf
“Business Golf” – e-Hawaii Joke An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss … Continue reading Business Golf
King of the Jungle
“King of the Jungle” – e-Hawaii Joke One day, the King of the Jungle wanted to tour his kingdom and … Continue reading King of the Jungle