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You Know You’re From Hawaii If…

“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…

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U Know U Local Eef

“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef

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Hawaiian Driver’s License Application

“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application

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Portuguese Acrobat

“Portuguese Acrobat” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. … Continue reading Portuguese Acrobat

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Full Diaper

“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper

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Are You Really Filipino?

“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out”  – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?

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Filipino Hostess

“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess

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Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style

“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style

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Brain Surgery

“Brain Surgery” – e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The … Continue reading Brain Surgery

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Hawaiian Football

“Hawaiian Football” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded “brah” (Submitted via … Continue reading Hawaiian Football

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Egg Dispute

“Egg Dispute” – e-Hawaii Joke Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which … Continue reading Egg Dispute

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One Way Street

“One Way Street” – e-Hawaii Joke An officer of the law stopped a Filipino man driving the wrong way on a … Continue reading One Way Street

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Rap Reiplinger – Fate Yanagi

Rap Reiplinger – “Fate Yanagi” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Fate Yanagi” video – from Rap’s … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Fate Yanagi

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Business Golf

“Business Golf” – e-Hawaii Joke An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss … Continue reading Business Golf

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King of the Jungle

“King of the Jungle” – e-Hawaii Joke One day, the King of the Jungle wanted to tour his kingdom and … Continue reading King of the Jungle

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