Portuguese Water Polo
“Portuguese Water Polo” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) You heard about da potagee water polo player? A) His horse wen drown! (Submitted … Continue reading Portuguese Water Polo
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Pretty Samoan
“Pretty Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Eh what you call a Pretty Samoan girl? A) LUCKY! (Submitted via email by “Davis”) Continue reading Pretty Samoan
Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
“Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the new sushi bar on Bishop Street that caters … Continue reading Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
Filipino Vocabulary
“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO! Use TENACIOUS in a … Continue reading Filipino Vocabulary
Horny Japanese
“Horny Japanese” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? A) They vote. Get … Continue reading Horny Japanese
Monday Night Football
“Monday Night Football” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole and a Portagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The haole said “I’ll … Continue reading Monday Night Football
Portuguese Burgular
“Portuguese Burgular” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did da Portage burglar break two windows? A) One to get in, and one … Continue reading Portuguese Burgular
Pearly Gates
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke One day Kimo comes home from work all distressed and worried. Kimo tells his mother that … Continue reading Pearly Gates
The Car Door
“The Car Door” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on … Continue reading The Car Door
How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat
“How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat (Straight From the Mother Land)” – e-Hawaii Joke A … Continue reading How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat
How to Be A Cool Asian
“How to Be A Cool Asian” – e-Hawaii Joke Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white … Continue reading How to Be A Cool Asian
Portuguese Bean Soup
“Portuguese Bean Soup” – e-Hawaii Joke Q:)Why do the Portuguese have bean soup for dinner on Friday nights? A) So they … Continue reading Portuguese Bean Soup
Portuguese At the Movies
“Portuguese At the Movies” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the Portuguese guy sit in the front row of the movie … Continue reading Portuguese At the Movies
Mother’s Milk
“Mother’s Milk” – e-Hawaii Joke Kimo went to the doctor’s and found out he had a rare disease. The doctor told … Continue reading Mother’s Milk
Portuguese Bird Killer
“Portuguese Bird Killer” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How did da potagee kill da bird? A) He wen throw um off da … Continue reading Portuguese Bird Killer