Poor Kimo the Dog
“Poor Kimo the Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke A tita goes to the house of her boyfriend’s parents for dinner. She’s meeting … Continue reading Poor Kimo the Dog
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Hawaiian Cow
“Hawaiian Cow” – e-Hawaii Joke What do you call a Hawaiian cow with no legs? Hawaiian Ground Beef…. Continue reading Hawaiian Cow
How to Create a Samoan
“How to Create a Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you “create” a Samoan? A) Sandblast an ape. (Submitted … Continue reading How to Create a Samoan
Haole Boss
“Haole Boss” – e-Hawaii Joke My haole boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting … Continue reading Haole Boss
DANG, Dat Boy Is One FOB
“DANG, Dat Boy Is One FOB” – e-Hawaii Joke The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the … Continue reading DANG, Dat Boy Is One FOB
Portuguese Man In the Tree
“Portuguese Man In the Tree” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the Portuguese business man sit in a tree all day … Continue reading Portuguese Man In the Tree
License Plate
“License Plate” – e-Hawaii Joke There once was a Filipino man who worked at the grocery store and noticed that … Continue reading License Plate
No Soliciting
“No Soliciting” – e-Hawaii Joke A Samoan Family goes to this building and sees a bench beside them and a sign … Continue reading No Soliciting
EhBrahnics (Ebonics)
“EhBrahnics (Ebonics)” – e-Hawaii Joke You’ve heard of Ebonics…check out pidgin’s version: I’m Hooked on EhBrahnics. It’s the easy and quick … Continue reading EhBrahnics (Ebonics)