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Top 35 Oxymorons

“Top 35 Oxymorons” – e-Hawaii Joke 35. State worker 34. Legally drunk 33. Exact estimate 32. Act naturally 31. Found … Continue reading Top 35 Oxymorons

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Tita and Pit Bull

“Tita and Pit Bull” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What’s the difference between a Tita and a Pitbull? A) Lipstick (Submitted … Continue reading Tita and Pit Bull

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Tita Blues

“Tita Blues” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a “tita from Waianae” who just lost her boyfriend? A) … Continue reading Tita Blues

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Ticket Please

“Ticket Please” – e-Hawaii Joke Three Japanese engineers and three Chinese accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At … Continue reading Ticket Please

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Stop Over

“Stop Over” – e-Hawaii Joke My future sister-in-law called our house excited cause she found out that she gets to … Continue reading Stop Over

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True Portuguese Story

“True Portuguese Story” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar I visited the men’s restroom and one big guy … Continue reading True Portuguese Story

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You’re Probably Chinese If…

“You’re Probably Chinese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You eat rice for breakfast. Your friends and everybody else assume you know … Continue reading You’re Probably Chinese If…

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The Voting Filipino

“The Voting Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why didn’t they let the Filipino man vote? A) Because he might eat … Continue reading The Voting Filipino

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Free Transport from NAIA Airport

“Free Transport from NAIA Airport” – e-Hawaii Joke To my fellow Filipinos, Good news from GMA. Starting January of 2010, … Continue reading Free Transport from NAIA Airport

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Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon

“Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) White House not big enough … Continue reading Top Ten Reasons There Won’t Be A Chinese President Anytime Soon

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Tongans In the Tub

“Tongans In the Tub” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call 3 Tongans guys in a tub? A) GUERRILLAS … Continue reading Tongans In the Tub

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Tongan Thumbs

“Tongan Thumbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why do Tongans have big thumbs? A) ’cause they have big nostrils (Submitted via … Continue reading Tongan Thumbs

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Tongan Lovin’

“Tongan Lovin’” – e-Hawaii Joke Q: What does a Tongan say during sex? A: Neeeeeeeigggghhhh (Submitted via email by “smackdownqueen”) Continue reading Tongan Lovin’

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Tongan In the Toilet

“Tongan In the Toilet” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you know if a Tongan has been in your toilet? … Continue reading Tongan In the Toilet

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Tongan In the Mirror

“Tongan In the Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan stood in front of the Mirror and asked “Mirror, mirror on … Continue reading Tongan In the Mirror

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