True Portuguese Story
“True Portuguese Story” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar I visited the men’s restroom and one big guy … Continue reading True Portuguese Story
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You Know You’re Portuguese If…
“You Know You’re Portuguese If…” – e-Hawaii Joke The day after you got married, your wife’s immediate family moved into … Continue reading You Know You’re Portuguese If…
Two Portuguese Men Sleeping In the Car
“Two Portuguese Men Sleeping In the Car” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Wat u call 2 portagees sleeping in da car? A) … Continue reading Two Portuguese Men Sleeping In the Car
Portuguese Sleeping In the Car
“Portuguese Sleeping In the Car” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Wat u call one portagee sleeping in da kauwila? A) Cardoza (Submitted … Continue reading Portuguese Sleeping In the Car
Portuguese On the Beach
“Portuguese On the Beach” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What u call one portagee on da beach? A) Santos (Submitted via email … Continue reading Portuguese On the Beach
Portuguese Robbery
“Portuguese Robbery” – e-Hawaii Joke Returning home from work, a Portuguese woman was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. … Continue reading Portuguese Robbery
Portuguese Car Accident
“Portuguese Car Accident” – e-Hawaii Joke A Portuguese woman had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed … Continue reading Portuguese Car Accident
Pregnant Portuguese
“Pregnant Portuguese” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Portuguese woman say to her doctor when he told her she was … Continue reading Pregnant Portuguese
Portuguese State Capitals
“Portuguese State Capitals” – e-Hawaii Joke A Portuguese woman was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, “Go … Continue reading Portuguese State Capitals
Portuguese Gun
“Portuguese Gun” – e-Hawaii Joke A Portuguese woman suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys … Continue reading Portuguese Gun
Portuguese Compact
“Portuguese Compact” – e-Hawaii Joke Two Portuguese women are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans … Continue reading Portuguese Compact
Portuguese Coast
“Portuguese Coast” – e-Hawaii Joke A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife … Continue reading Portuguese Coast
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
Glenn’s Baggage Claim
“Glenn’s Baggage Claim” – e-Hawaii Joke One day one Portuguese lady named Mrs. Medeiros was waiting for her dog at the … Continue reading Glenn’s Baggage Claim