Portuguese Sausage for Lunch

“Portuguese Sausage for Lunch” – e-Hawaii Joke

A Hawaiian, a Japanese and a Portuguese were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a Waikiki building.

One day as they were eating lunch, the Hawaiian said, “Fish and Poi! If I get Fish and poi one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Japanese opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Sushi again! If I get sushi one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The Portuguese opened his lunch and said, “Portuguese sausage and rice again. If I get a Portuguese sausage and rice one more time I’m jumping off also!”

Next day the Hawaiian opens his lunchbox, sees the fish and poi and jumps to this death. The Japanese opens his lunch, sees sushi and jumps too. The Portuguese opens his lunch, sees the Portuguese Sausage and rice and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral, the Hawaiian man’s wife is weeping. She says, “If I’d known how really tired he was of fish and poi I never would have given it to him again!”

The Japanese man’s wife also weeps and says, “I could have given him teriyaki or tempura!” I didn’t realize he hated sushi so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the Portuguese man’s wife. “Hey, no look at me” she said. “Da bugga makes his own lunch!”

(Submitted via email by “Ginni”)

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