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Surfing Samoan

“Surfing Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Samoan surfing the outside break at Pipeline on a … Continue reading Surfing Samoan

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“Speaker” in Samoan

“‘Speaker’ in Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke There was an elementary school teacher. She called on the Samoan kid, the Palagi … Continue reading “Speaker” in Samoan

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Samoans On the Roof

“Two Samoans On the Roof” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call two Samoans on a roof? A) Solé Power. … Continue reading Samoans On the Roof

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Samoans At the Car Wash

“Samoans At the Car Wash” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Where da only place you can find Samoans behind the wheel of … Continue reading Samoans At the Car Wash

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Samoan With a Cowboy Hat

“Samoan With a Cowboy Hat” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Samoan with the cowboy hat? A) Western … Continue reading Samoan With a Cowboy Hat

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Samoan Tel

“Samoan Tel” – e-Hawaii Joke A utility company offered a contract bid for whomever could plant 50 poles in the ground … Continue reading Samoan Tel

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Samoan Seven Course Dinner

“Samoan Seven Course Dinner” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is a Samoan seven-course dinner? A) An ulu and a six-pack of … Continue reading Samoan Seven Course Dinner

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Samoan Scent

“Samoan Scent” – e-Hawaii Joke Once there was an old Samoan lady that stepped into an elevator and on her way … Continue reading Samoan Scent

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Samoan Parking Style

“Samoan Parking Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a haole guy riding around a parking lot trying to find a spot. … Continue reading Samoan Parking Style

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Samoan Mathematician

“Samoan Mathematician” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Did you hear about the Samoan mathematician? A) His name is “Tua tua igua foa”. … Continue reading Samoan Mathematician

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Samoan Lover

“Samoan Lover” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Samoan lover say to his Girlfriend while making love? A) Hoo baypee … Continue reading Samoan Lover

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Samoan Light

“Samoan Light” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How many Samoans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) Ton’t no … Continue reading Samoan Light

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Samoan In Reno

“Samoan In Reno” – e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno? A. He’s the one … Continue reading Samoan In Reno

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Samoan In Da Fire Lane

“Samoan In Da Fire Lane” – e-Hawaii Joke There was once a Samoan family who went to the store to do … Continue reading Samoan In Da Fire Lane

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Samoan In A Bar

“Samoan In A Bar” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a … Continue reading Samoan In A Bar

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