Gay Midget
“Gay Midget” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a dumb gay midget in Hawaii? A) Lo Low Blow. (Submitted via email … Continue reading Gay Midget
Month: December 2008
The Driver
“The Driver” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) If you see a Samoan man and a black man in the same car, who … Continue reading The Driver
Devastation
“Devastation” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is a Filipino’s idea of devastation? A) It’s where you catch de bus. (Submitted via … Continue reading Devastation
300 Pound Tongan
“300 Pound Tongan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a 300 pound Tongan girl? A) Anorexic (Submitted via email by … Continue reading 300 Pound Tongan
Filipino Moods
“Filipino Moods” – e-Hawaii Joke There were three Filipino friends who were invited to a Mood Party. In order to be … Continue reading Filipino Moods
The Ambulance and the Samoan
“The Ambulance and the Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the … Continue reading The Ambulance and the Samoan
Chinese Torture Tests
“Chinese Torture Tests” – e-Hawaii Joke A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly … Continue reading Chinese Torture Tests
Portuguese Duck Contest
“Portuguese Duck Contest” – e-Hawaii Joke It was duck season again. One sunny afternoon out in the plantation fields, the Filipino … Continue reading Portuguese Duck Contest
Pass Me…
“Pass Me…” – e-Hawaii Joke They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During … Continue reading Pass Me…
Golf Laws
“Golf Laws” – e-Hawaii Joke LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. … Continue reading Golf Laws
Portuguese Acrobat
“Portuguese Acrobat” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. … Continue reading Portuguese Acrobat
Foggy California
“Foggy California” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why is San Francisco, Daly City, Skyline, and parts of the mountain always so foggy? … Continue reading Foggy California
Elevator Capacity
“Elevator Capacity” – e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said “Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 … Continue reading Elevator Capacity
Chinese Menu
“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke A’LA CARTE CUM DROP SOUP (Fresh every 27 days) PEE YU PLATTER (Clothes Pins Extra) … Continue reading Chinese Menu
Persuading Filipino
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does a Filipino use the word “PERSUADING” in a sentence?? A) Hoy Auntie Rosing, … Continue reading Persuading Filipino