“Portuguese Acrobat” – e-Hawaii Joke
A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. One of them was digging a ditch with a shovel and the other was doing all kinds of magnificent acrobatic back flips and somersaults.
The woman walked up to the man who was digging and said “Your friend is very talented! Do you think he might agree to perform next Saturday at our church bazaar for charity?”
The man said “I’ll ask him.”
Turning to the other man, he yelled “Waltah! The lady like know if you could stand one more crack in the alas with the shovel!”
(Submitted via email by “Shannon”)