Moki’s Wish

“Moki’s Wish” – e-Hawaii Joke Dis rich plantation ownah was having one big luau at his place. He stay tell his guests to come outside…

Hawaiian Road

“Hawaiian Road” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the cow cross the road? Of course it wanted to get to the other side. But,…

Filipino Footwear

“Filipino Footwear” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What’s the difference between select and choose? A) Select is when you pick out something…choose is what Filipinos wear…

Hawaiian Astronaut

“Hawaiian Astronaut” – e-Hawaii Joke Three young Hawaiian beachboys were discussing their plans for what they want to be when they grow up and one…

Filipino/Hawaiian

“Filipino/Hawaiian” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian? A) Somebody who lovees to clean yard but no…

Grandma’s Interview

“Grandma’s Interview” – e-Hawaii Joke My grandma went in for a interview as a operator. The lady came out and got her. The lady askd…

Filipino’s Dog

“Filipino’s Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Filipino walking a dog? A) A vegetarian. (Submitted via email by “Terry”)

Foreign Room Service

“Foreign Room Service” – e-Hawaii Joke Language proficiency is part of the international contracting scene. This exchange between and English-speaking traveler and a member…

Haole Boss

“Haole Boss” – e-Hawaii Joke My haole boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that…

How to Create a Samoan

“How to Create a Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you “create” a Samoan? A) Sandblast an ape. (Submitted via email by “Sole…

Hawaiian Cow

“Hawaiian Cow” – e-Hawaii Joke What do you call a Hawaiian cow with no legs? Hawaiian Ground Beef….

Poor Kimo the Dog

“Poor Kimo the Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke A tita goes to the house of her boyfriend’s parents for dinner. She’s meeting the family for the…

DANG, Dat Boy Is One FOB

“DANG, Dat Boy Is One FOB” – e-Hawaii Joke The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and…

License Plate

“License Plate” – e-Hawaii Joke There once was a Filipino man who worked at the grocery store and noticed that someone left their lights…