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Portuguese Coast

“Portuguese Coast” – e-Hawaii Joke A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife … Continue reading Portuguese Coast

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Samoans On the Roof

“Two Samoans On the Roof” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call two Samoans on a roof? A) Solé Power. … Continue reading Samoans On the Roof

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Samoans At the Car Wash

“Samoans At the Car Wash” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Where da only place you can find Samoans behind the wheel of … Continue reading Samoans At the Car Wash

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Samoan With a Cowboy Hat

“Samoan With a Cowboy Hat” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Samoan with the cowboy hat? A) Western … Continue reading Samoan With a Cowboy Hat

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Samoan Tel

“Samoan Tel” – e-Hawaii Joke A utility company offered a contract bid for whomever could plant 50 poles in the ground … Continue reading Samoan Tel

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Samoan Seven Course Dinner

“Samoan Seven Course Dinner” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is a Samoan seven-course dinner? A) An ulu and a six-pack of … Continue reading Samoan Seven Course Dinner

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Samoan Scent

“Samoan Scent” – e-Hawaii Joke Once there was an old Samoan lady that stepped into an elevator and on her way … Continue reading Samoan Scent

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Samoan Parking Style

“Samoan Parking Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a haole guy riding around a parking lot trying to find a spot. … Continue reading Samoan Parking Style

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Samoan Mathematician

“Samoan Mathematician” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Did you hear about the Samoan mathematician? A) His name is “Tua tua igua foa”. … Continue reading Samoan Mathematician

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American Poker II

Miss those video poker machines from your favorite casinos in Vegas? Get your fill here! Continue reading American Poker II

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Poppit! Stress Buster

Pop your stress away with our most popular game Poppit! Stress Buster! Continue reading Poppit! Stress Buster

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Hawaii Public Pool Swim Hours

HAWAII PUBLIC POOL SWIM HOURS We had more hours listed, but was asked to remove it since they are always … Continue reading Hawaii Public Pool Swim Hours

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Kui Lee – I’ll Remember You

“I’ll Remember You” Lyrics – by Kui Lee I’ll remember you Long after this endless summer is gone I’ll be … Continue reading Kui Lee – I’ll Remember You

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Mele Kalikimaka

“Mele Kalikimaka” Lyrics – Written by: R. Alex Anderson (Robert Alexander Anderson) Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On … Continue reading Mele Kalikimaka

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Aloha `Oe

“Aloha `Oe” Lyrics – Written by: Queen Liliuokalani Ha`aheo ka ua i nâ pali Ke nihi a`ela i ka nahele E … Continue reading Aloha `Oe

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