Chinese Torture Tests
“Chinese Torture Tests” – e-Hawaii Joke A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly … Continue reading Chinese Torture Tests
Portuguese Duck Contest
“Portuguese Duck Contest” – e-Hawaii Joke It was duck season again. One sunny afternoon out in the plantation fields, the Filipino … Continue reading Portuguese Duck Contest
Pass Me…
“Pass Me…” – e-Hawaii Joke They were three guys dining with their wives, a Chinese, a Portuguese and a Hawaiian. During … Continue reading Pass Me…
Golf Laws
“Golf Laws” – e-Hawaii Joke LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. … Continue reading Golf Laws
Portuguese Acrobat
“Portuguese Acrobat” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. … Continue reading Portuguese Acrobat
Foggy California
“Foggy California” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why is San Francisco, Daly City, Skyline, and parts of the mountain always so foggy? … Continue reading Foggy California
Elevator Capacity
“Elevator Capacity” – e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said “Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 … Continue reading Elevator Capacity
Chinese Menu
“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke A’LA CARTE CUM DROP SOUP (Fresh every 27 days) PEE YU PLATTER (Clothes Pins Extra) … Continue reading Chinese Menu
Persuading Filipino
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does a Filipino use the word “PERSUADING” in a sentence?? A) Hoy Auntie Rosing, … Continue reading Persuading Filipino
Filipino Contortionist
“Filipino Contortionist” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A) A “manila folder” (Submitted via email … Continue reading Filipino Contortionist
Samoan Mother In Law
“Samoan Mother In Law” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Samoan mother-in-law? A) 2 … Continue reading Samoan Mother In Law
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Filipino Hostess
“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess
Are You Really Filipino?
“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out” – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?