The Voting Filipino
“The Voting Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why didn’t they let the Filipino man vote? A) Because he might eat … Continue reading The Voting Filipino
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Free Transport from NAIA Airport
“Free Transport from NAIA Airport” – e-Hawaii Joke To my fellow Filipinos, Good news from GMA. Starting January of 2010, … Continue reading Free Transport from NAIA Airport
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
Sound of a Filipino Dog
“Sound of a Filipino Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Filipino dog sound like when it ran into a … Continue reading Sound of a Filipino Dog
No Look Good
“No Look Good” – e-Hawaii Joke One day, a farmer’s horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his … Continue reading No Look Good
Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
Devastation
“Devastation” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is a Filipino’s idea of devastation? A) It’s where you catch de bus. (Submitted via … Continue reading Devastation
Filipino Moods
“Filipino Moods” – e-Hawaii Joke There were three Filipino friends who were invited to a Mood Party. In order to be … Continue reading Filipino Moods
Portuguese Duck Contest
“Portuguese Duck Contest” – e-Hawaii Joke It was duck season again. One sunny afternoon out in the plantation fields, the Filipino … Continue reading Portuguese Duck Contest
Foggy California
“Foggy California” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why is San Francisco, Daly City, Skyline, and parts of the mountain always so foggy? … Continue reading Foggy California
Elevator Capacity
“Elevator Capacity” – e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said “Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 … Continue reading Elevator Capacity
Persuading Filipino
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does a Filipino use the word “PERSUADING” in a sentence?? A) Hoy Auntie Rosing, … Continue reading Persuading Filipino
Filipino Contortionist
“Filipino Contortionist” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A) A “manila folder” (Submitted via email … Continue reading Filipino Contortionist
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper