Samoan Driver’s License
“Samoan Driver’s License” – e-Hawaii Joke A samoan man was applying for his driver’s license and all he had to do … Continue reading Samoan Driver’s License
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Samoan Car
“Samoan Car” – e-Hawaii Joke Q: What is a Favorite Car Amongst Samoans? A: Olds-mo-pill 4-4-2 (Submitted via email by “Dave”) Continue reading Samoan Car
Samoan Alcoholic
“Samoan Alcoholic” – e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the Samoan alcoholic? His name is “Meke falafa tasofa”. (Submitted via email … Continue reading Samoan Alcoholic
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
Raising Samoans
“Raising Samoans” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How come Samoan Mothers have big arms and necks? A) Cause they gotta raise their … Continue reading Raising Samoans
The Driver
“The Driver” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) If you see a Samoan man and a black man in the same car, who … Continue reading The Driver
The Ambulance and the Samoan
“The Ambulance and the Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the … Continue reading The Ambulance and the Samoan
Elevator Capacity
“Elevator Capacity” – e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said “Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 … Continue reading Elevator Capacity
Samoan Mother In Law
“Samoan Mother In Law” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Samoan mother-in-law? A) 2 … Continue reading Samoan Mother In Law
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper
Are You Really Filipino?
“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out” – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?
Filipino Hostess
“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Brain Surgery
“Brain Surgery” – e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The … Continue reading Brain Surgery