Tongans In the Tub
“Tongans In the Tub” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call 3 Tongans guys in a tub? A) GUERRILLAS … Continue reading Tongans In the Tub
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Tongan Thumbs
“Tongan Thumbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why do Tongans have big thumbs? A) ’cause they have big nostrils (Submitted via … Continue reading Tongan Thumbs
Tongan Lovin’
“Tongan Lovin’” – e-Hawaii Joke Q: What does a Tongan say during sex? A: Neeeeeeeigggghhhh (Submitted via email by “smackdownqueen”) Continue reading Tongan Lovin’
Tongan In the Toilet
“Tongan In the Toilet” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you know if a Tongan has been in your toilet? … Continue reading Tongan In the Toilet
Tongan In the Mirror
“Tongan In the Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan stood in front of the Mirror and asked “Mirror, mirror on … Continue reading Tongan In the Mirror
Samoan In Reno
“Samoan In Reno” – e-Hawaii Joke Q. How can you tell a Samoan guy is in Reno? A. He’s the one … Continue reading Samoan In Reno
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
300 Pound Tongan
“300 Pound Tongan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a 300 pound Tongan girl? A) Anorexic (Submitted via email by … Continue reading 300 Pound Tongan
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper
Are You Really Filipino?
“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out” – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?
Filipino Hostess
“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Egg Dispute
“Egg Dispute” – e-Hawaii Joke Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which … Continue reading Egg Dispute
Hawaiian Football
“Hawaiian Football” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded “brah” (Submitted via … Continue reading Hawaiian Football