Egg Dispute

“Egg Dispute” – e-Hawaii Joke

Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which was used in his daily breakfast. One day, he looked into his garden, only to find that the hen had laid her egg in the Texan’s garden.

He was about to go next door when he saw the Texan rush out of the house to pick the egg. The Hawaiian ran up to the Texan and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Texan disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for awhile until finally the Hawaiian said, “In Hawaii, we normally solve disputes by the following method.”

“I kick you in the nuts and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the nuts and time how long it takes for me to get up, whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.”

The Texan thought for a moment and noticed that the Hawaiian was only wearing a pair of those funny “slippahs”, then looked at his own feet which boasted a shiny new pair of alligator cowboy boots… with pointed toes no less. He quickly agreed to resolve the dispute “Hawaiian Style.”

The Hawaiian took a few steps back and kicked the Texan in the balls as hard as he could. The Texan fell to the ground clutching himself and howeled in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually, the Texan stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to kick you.”

The Hawaiian replied, “Nahhh bruddah, keep the egg.”


(Submitted via email by “Jamie”)

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