Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs

“Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs” – e-Hawaii Joke

  • Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
  • Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run in back of car get exhausted.
  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
  • Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
  • War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  • Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.
  • Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
  • Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

 

(Submitted via email by “Joni”)

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