Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List

“Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List” – e-Hawaii Joke
(from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii)


                        == Daniel's ASCII Sushi List ==

       ,;'''''''';,
      |',________,'|        || | /~_ | |~> | ~/ | | (~ |_| |
      |            |        | | | _/ | |~ | /_ |_| _) | | |
       '.________.'       =====================================

       ,;'''''''';,           ,;;;;;;;;;;,           ,;'''''''';,
     ,'  ________  ',       ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,       ,'  ||||||||  ',
     ;,;'        ';,'       ;;;'        ';;'       |||'        '|||
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.'

          Maguro                   Toro                  Saba
          (Tuna)               (Fatty Tuna)            (Mackerel)

        ==========            ,iiiiiiiiii,           ,;'''''''';,
     ///==========\       ,iiiiiiiiiiiiii,       ,'  ________  ',
    ///='        '=\      iii'        'ii'       ;,;'        ';,'
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.'

	    Ika                   Sake                  Hamachi
	  (Squid)               (Salmon)              (Yellowtail)

	   ,     ,                                    ,,,,,,,,,,,
      ;';' ''''' ;,;        ------;;;;------       ,'' ;  ;  ;  ''|||///
     ,'  ________  ',      |______|;;|______|      ',,_;__;__;__;,'''/\
     ;,;'        ';,'        |    |;;|    |         |            |
       '.________.'           '.__|;;|__.'           '.________.'

          Mirugai                Tamago                   Ebi
       (Giant Clam)            (Cooked Egg)             (Shrimp)

 	 _ ___  _               ,,,,,,,,             ............
       ,@@@@@@@@@@,         |'''        '''|        ',_;__;__;___;;;;///
      |'@@@@@@@@@@'|       |,,,,________,,,,|       ',_;__;__;__;'''\\
      |            |         |            |         |            |
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.' 

	    Uni                   Unagi                 Ama Ebi
	(Sea Urchin)         (Fresh Water Eel)       (Sweet Shrimp)

     	                        _ ___  _               _ ___  _
       ,;'''''''';,           ,;;;;;;;;;;,           .oooooooooo.
     ,'  _o_o_o_o  ',        |';;;;;;;;;;'|         |'oooooooooo'|
    ,,,;'        ';,'        |            |         |            |
       '.________.'           '.________.'           '.________.'

	   Tako                  Tobiko                  Ikura
	 (Octopus)          (Flying Fish Roe)         (Salmon Roe)

	     ,;'''';,
	    |',____,'|        |/| /| |/ | ~/ | | (~ |_| |
	    |        |        |  |/~| | | /_ |_| _) | | |
	     '.____.'       ================================

       ,;'@@';,    ,;'@@';,    ,;'@@';,
      |',_@@_,'|  |',_@@_,'|  |',_@@_,'|      Tekka Maki
      |        |  |        |  |        |      (Tuna Roll)
       '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'

       ,;'OO';,    ,;'OO';,    ,;'OO';,
      |',_OO_,'|  |',_OO_,'|  |',_OO_,'|       Kappa Maki
      |        |  |        |  |        |     (Cucumber Roll)
       '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'

       ,;'O@';,    ,;'O@';,    ,;'O@';,
      |',_@H_,'|  |',_@H_,'|  |',_@H_,'|     California Roll
      |        |  |        |  |        |
       '.____.'    '.____.'    '.____.'

	      	              ,___/
	           ,,,,,''''''|#####      Hand Rolled Sushi
 	 ,,,,,'''''           |--%%
        ~--------_____________|====

Daniel C. Au
dcau@casbah.acns.nwu.edu

The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. So she asks him to please step up to the front of the class and recite his sentence. So the Samoan boy went up to the front of the class and said, “The phone went green green green. I pink up the phone and say yellow“!

(Submitted via email by “Danny Boy”)

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