“Magic Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke
Once had one Hawaiian, Japanese and Podagee. The Hawaiian walked up to da mirror and said, “I think I da greatest surfer in da world.”
*POOF* He gets sucked in!
Then, the Japanese go, I thinku I amu za greatesto karate fightaa.”
*POOF* He gets sucked in!
Finally, da Podagee hego, “I think…”
*POOF* He gets sucked in!
(Submitted via email by “Enoka”)