“Samoan In A Bar” – e-Hawaii Joke
There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a few beers in a Bar when this pretty chick walks in.
“If any of you guys can put liver and cheese in a sentence, I’ll be yours forever”.
So the Maori man quickly say “I hate liver and cheese”
The chick says “sorry any one can say that”
Then the English man says “I love liver and cheese”
The chick says “any one can say that as well”
Then the Samoan man says “hey you fella’s liver alone, cheese mine”
(Submitted via email by “Dan Da Man”)