No Look Good
“No Look Good” – e-Hawaii Joke One day, a farmer’s horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his … Continue reading No Look Good
Blind Portuguese Man
“Blind Portuguese Man” – e-Hawaii Joke One day while cruising Wall Mart I saw this blind Portuguese guy walking towards me … Continue reading Blind Portuguese Man
Help Da Kanaka
“Help Da Kanaka” – e-Hawaii Joke Keoki is in bed with his wife, Nani when there is a knocking on … Continue reading Help Da Kanaka
Cheese
“Cheese” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A) Nacho Cheese, brah! (By Shan age 11) Continue reading Cheese
King Of the Jungle: The Sequel
“King Of the Jungle: The Sequel” – e-Hawaii Joke … As the lion kept on ragging on all the other … Continue reading King Of the Jungle: The Sequel
Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
Condom Use Frequency
“Condom Use Frequency” – e-Hawaii Joke A Hawaiian man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They … Continue reading Condom Use Frequency
Ice Fishing
“Ice Fishing” – e-Hawaii Joke Two Hawaiian bruddahs decided to go fishing on ice for the first time. As they picked … Continue reading Ice Fishing
Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs
“Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did one Hawaiian Lady’s saggy boob say to the other saggy … Continue reading Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs
Gay Midget
“Gay Midget” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a dumb gay midget in Hawaii? A) Lo Low Blow. (Submitted via email … Continue reading Gay Midget
The Driver
“The Driver” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) If you see a Samoan man and a black man in the same car, who … Continue reading The Driver
Devastation
“Devastation” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is a Filipino’s idea of devastation? A) It’s where you catch de bus. (Submitted via … Continue reading Devastation
300 Pound Tongan
“300 Pound Tongan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a 300 pound Tongan girl? A) Anorexic (Submitted via email by … Continue reading 300 Pound Tongan
Filipino Moods
“Filipino Moods” – e-Hawaii Joke There were three Filipino friends who were invited to a Mood Party. In order to be … Continue reading Filipino Moods
The Ambulance and the Samoan
“The Ambulance and the Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the … Continue reading The Ambulance and the Samoan