Moki’s Law
“Moki’s Law” – e-Hawaii Joke Moki’s Law: The chance of you dividing a manapua evenly in half depends upon how much … Continue reading Moki’s Law
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Asian Pickup Lines
“Asian Pickup Lines” – e-Hawaii Joke 10) I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise. 9) I carry … Continue reading Asian Pickup Lines
Magic Mirror
“Magic Mirror” – e-Hawaii Joke Once had one Hawaiian, Japanese and Podagee. The Hawaiian walked up to da mirror and … Continue reading Magic Mirror
Comfortable
“Comfortable” – e-Hawaii Joke A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed … Continue reading Comfortable
Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex
“Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex” – e-Hawaii Joke After nights of frustrating attempts of trying to seduce his wife, the … Continue reading Japanese Man’s Sign For Sex
Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List
“Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List” – e-Hawaii Joke (from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii) == Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List == ,;””””;, |’,________,’| || | /~_ … Continue reading Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List
Filipino Santa
“Filipino Santa” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one? A) The … Continue reading Filipino Santa
Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
“Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like … Continue reading Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
“Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail” – e-Hawaii Joke A Filipino man took a test for employment and was asked to make … Continue reading Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
Apple Juice
“Apple Juice” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use apple juice in a sentence? A) When I dropped my moms … Continue reading Apple Juice
Bull of Samoa
“Bull of Samoa” – e-Hawaii Joke China, New Zealand, England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their … Continue reading Bull of Samoa
A Male Hooker
“A Male Hooker” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a gay hooker from Hawaii? A) A Hawaiian Manhole (Submitted … Continue reading A Male Hooker
Filipino Helicopter
“Filipino Helicopter” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use helicopter in a sentence? A) I went to a police convention … Continue reading Filipino Helicopter
Japanese Personality Test
“Japanese Personality Test” – e-Hawaii Joke This is not really a joke but we found it pretty interesting. Answers are … Continue reading Japanese Personality Test
Cars In Heaven
“Cars In Heaven” – e-Hawaii Joke “Doc, I had one terrible dream last night,” said Kimo to his Psychiatrist. “I … Continue reading Cars In Heaven