Robbed by an FOB
“Robbed by an FOB” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do you know when a FOBer has robbed your house? A) When … Continue reading Robbed by an FOB
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The Road to Hawaii
“The Road to Hawaii” – e-Hawaii Joke This man was walking along the beach in Southern California and discovered what appeared … Continue reading The Road to Hawaii
Reggae Musician with Glasses
“Reggae Musician with Glasses” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a reggae musician with glasses? A) Rasta Four-eyes (Submitted … Continue reading Reggae Musician with Glasses
You Know You Are Japanese-American If…
“You Know You Are Japanese-American If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You know that Camp doesn’t mean a cabin in the woods. The … Continue reading You Know You Are Japanese-American If…
You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
“You Know You’re From Hawaii If…” – e-Hawaii Joke You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman … Continue reading You Know You’re From Hawaii If…
U Know U Local Eef
“U Know U Local Eef” – e-Hawaii Joke You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker/warmer. Only NOW you … Continue reading U Know U Local Eef
Raising Samoans
“Raising Samoans” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How come Samoan Mothers have big arms and necks? A) Cause they gotta raise their … Continue reading Raising Samoans
Hawaii’s Golf Truisms
“Hawaii’s Golf Truisms” – e-Hawaii Joke SOME SURE BETS – The rake is always in the other trap The rough will … Continue reading Hawaii’s Golf Truisms
Rap Reiplinger – Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show
Rap Reiplinger – “Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show” … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show
Sound of a Filipino Dog
“Sound of a Filipino Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Filipino dog sound like when it ran into a … Continue reading Sound of a Filipino Dog
Glenn’s Baggage Claim
“Glenn’s Baggage Claim” – e-Hawaii Joke One day one Portuguese lady named Mrs. Medeiros was waiting for her dog at the … Continue reading Glenn’s Baggage Claim
Help Da Kanaka
“Help Da Kanaka” – e-Hawaii Joke Keoki is in bed with his wife, Nani when there is a knocking on … Continue reading Help Da Kanaka
Blind Portuguese Man
“Blind Portuguese Man” – e-Hawaii Joke One day while cruising Wall Mart I saw this blind Portuguese guy walking towards me … Continue reading Blind Portuguese Man
No Look Good
“No Look Good” – e-Hawaii Joke One day, a farmer’s horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his … Continue reading No Look Good
King Of the Jungle: The Sequel
“King Of the Jungle: The Sequel” – e-Hawaii Joke … As the lion kept on ragging on all the other … Continue reading King Of the Jungle: The Sequel