Hawaii’s Golf Truisms
“Hawaii’s Golf Truisms” – e-Hawaii Joke SOME SURE BETS – The rake is always in the other trap The rough will … Continue reading Hawaii’s Golf Truisms
Day: December 3, 2008
Rap Reiplinger – Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show
Rap Reiplinger – “Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show” … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Auntie Marialani’s Cooking Show
Glenn’s Baggage Claim
“Glenn’s Baggage Claim” – e-Hawaii Joke One day one Portuguese lady named Mrs. Medeiros was waiting for her dog at the … Continue reading Glenn’s Baggage Claim
Sound of a Filipino Dog
“Sound of a Filipino Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did the Filipino dog sound like when it ran into a … Continue reading Sound of a Filipino Dog
No Look Good
“No Look Good” – e-Hawaii Joke One day, a farmer’s horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his … Continue reading No Look Good
Blind Portuguese Man
“Blind Portuguese Man” – e-Hawaii Joke One day while cruising Wall Mart I saw this blind Portuguese guy walking towards me … Continue reading Blind Portuguese Man
Help Da Kanaka
“Help Da Kanaka” – e-Hawaii Joke Keoki is in bed with his wife, Nani when there is a knocking on … Continue reading Help Da Kanaka
Cheese
“Cheese” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A) Nacho Cheese, brah! (By Shan age 11) Continue reading Cheese
King Of the Jungle: The Sequel
“King Of the Jungle: The Sequel” – e-Hawaii Joke … As the lion kept on ragging on all the other … Continue reading King Of the Jungle: The Sequel
Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke Please try fo complete dis as best as you can. Last name: _______________________________________ [if … Continue reading Hawaiian Driver’s License Application
Condom Use Frequency
“Condom Use Frequency” – e-Hawaii Joke A Hawaiian man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They … Continue reading Condom Use Frequency
Ice Fishing
“Ice Fishing” – e-Hawaii Joke Two Hawaiian bruddahs decided to go fishing on ice for the first time. As they picked … Continue reading Ice Fishing
Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs
“Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What did one Hawaiian Lady’s saggy boob say to the other saggy … Continue reading Hawaiian Lady’s Saggy Boobs
Gay Midget
“Gay Midget” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a dumb gay midget in Hawaii? A) Lo Low Blow. (Submitted via email … Continue reading Gay Midget
The Driver
“The Driver” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) If you see a Samoan man and a black man in the same car, who … Continue reading The Driver