“Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List” – e-Hawaii Joke
(from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii)
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The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. So she asks him to please step up to the front of the class and recite his sentence. So the Samoan boy went up to the front of the class and said, “The phone went green green green. I pink up the phone and say yellow“!
(Submitted via email by “Danny Boy”)