“Portuguese Car Jokes” – e-Hawaii Joke
Q) What kind of car does a Portuguese person drive?
A) A Camaro
Q) What is the color of a Portuguese person’s car?
A) Silva
Q) What sound does the car make?
A) Pacheco.. pacheco…pacheco. OR Techiera…Techiera…Techiera.
(Submitted via email by “Michelle”)
What u call one portagee on da beach ? Santos.
Wat u call one portagee sleeping in da kauwila ? Cardoza.
Wat u call 2 portagees sleeping in da car ? Mendoza
What do you call two potagees walking on da beach? Santos
What do you call two potagees following dem? Foshadow
akshually is teixeira, cardoso e mendonça