Pronouncing Hawaii
“Pronouncing Hawaii” – e-Hawaii Joke Newly arrived tourist speaking to man wearing loud Hawaiian shirt Tourist: Do you say Hawaii or … Continue reading Pronouncing Hawaii
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Calling A Tongan Woman
“Calling A Tongan Woman” – e-Hawaii Joke A man tries to get the attention of a Tongan girl by saying … Continue reading Calling A Tongan Woman
Hawaiian Brain Teaser
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke A Hawaiian man has two bottles of medication. One bottle contains Pill A and the … Continue reading Hawaiian Brain Teaser
Are You Portuguese?
“Are You Portuguese?” – e-Hawaii Joke One day a Portuguese man walked into a store. He walked up to the counter … Continue reading Are You Portuguese?
Moki’s Wish
“Moki’s Wish” – e-Hawaii Joke Dis rich plantation ownah was having one big luau at his place. He stay tell his … Continue reading Moki’s Wish
Hawaiian Road
“Hawaiian Road” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the cow cross the road? Of course it wanted to get to … Continue reading Hawaiian Road
Grandma’s Interview
“Grandma’s Interview” – e-Hawaii Joke My grandma went in for a interview as a operator. The lady came out and got … Continue reading Grandma’s Interview
Filipino/Hawaiian
“Filipino/Hawaiian” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian? A) Somebody who lovees to … Continue reading Filipino/Hawaiian
Hawaiian Astronaut
“Hawaiian Astronaut” – e-Hawaii Joke Three young Hawaiian beachboys were discussing their plans for what they want to be when they … Continue reading Hawaiian Astronaut
Filipino Footwear
“Filipino Footwear” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What’s the difference between select and choose? A) Select is when you pick out something…choose … Continue reading Filipino Footwear
Filipino’s Dog
“Filipino’s Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Filipino walking a dog? A) A vegetarian. (Submitted via email … Continue reading Filipino’s Dog
Foreign Room Service
“Foreign Room Service” – e-Hawaii Joke Language proficiency is part of the international contracting scene. This exchange between and English-speaking … Continue reading Foreign Room Service
Puerto Rican In a Three-Piece Suit
“Puerto Rican In a Three-Piece Suit” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece … Continue reading Puerto Rican In a Three-Piece Suit
Poor Kimo the Dog
“Poor Kimo the Dog” – e-Hawaii Joke A tita goes to the house of her boyfriend’s parents for dinner. She’s meeting … Continue reading Poor Kimo the Dog
Hawaiian Cow
“Hawaiian Cow” – e-Hawaii Joke What do you call a Hawaiian cow with no legs? Hawaiian Ground Beef…. Continue reading Hawaiian Cow