“Are You Portuguese?” – e-Hawaii Joke
One day a Portuguese man walked into a store. He walked up to the counter and said to the attendant “May I please have a spicy Portuguese sausage?”
The attendant replied “Oh, are you Potagee?”
“You know, I kind of resent that”, said the man. “If I had said I wanted an Italian sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian?”
“No, sir”, said the store attendant.
“Well then how come you asked if I was Portuguese?”, shouted the man.
“Cause this is one hardware store”, said the attendant.
(Submitted via email by “Shannon”)