Portuguese Ransom
“Portuguese Ransom” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Portuguese woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a … Continue reading Portuguese Ransom
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Chinese Supplies
“Chinese Supplies” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Hawaiian, a Samoan, and a Chinese guy applying for work at a … Continue reading Chinese Supplies
“Associate” In Filipino
“‘Associate’ In Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does Filipino use “associate” in a sentence? A) “I went inside da … Continue reading “Associate” In Filipino
Chinese 101 Exam
“Chinese 101 Exam” – e-Hawaii Joke 1. We have reason you are hiding a fugitive a. Hu ya hai … Continue reading Chinese 101 Exam
Portuguese Water Polo
“Portuguese Water Polo” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) You heard about da potagee water polo player? A) His horse wen drown! (Submitted … Continue reading Portuguese Water Polo
Calling A Filipino
“Calling A Filipino” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the Filipino lady cross da road? A) Her neighbor turned on … Continue reading Calling A Filipino
Pretty Samoan
“Pretty Samoan” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Eh what you call a Pretty Samoan girl? A) LUCKY! (Submitted via email by “Davis”) Continue reading Pretty Samoan
Horny Japanese
“Horny Japanese” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? A) They vote. Get … Continue reading Horny Japanese
Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
“Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke Did you hear about the new sushi bar on Bishop Street that caters … Continue reading Lawyer Jokes… Hawaiian Style
Filipino Vocabulary
“Filipino Vocabulary” – e-Hawaii Joke IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TRUE FILIPINO! Use TENACIOUS in a … Continue reading Filipino Vocabulary
Monday Night Football
“Monday Night Football” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole and a Portagee were watching Monday Night Football together. The haole said “I’ll … Continue reading Monday Night Football
Portuguese Burgular
“Portuguese Burgular” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did da Portage burglar break two windows? A) One to get in, and one … Continue reading Portuguese Burgular
Pearly Gates
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke One day Kimo comes home from work all distressed and worried. Kimo tells his mother that … Continue reading Pearly Gates
The Car Door
“The Car Door” – e-Hawaii Joke There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on … Continue reading The Car Door
How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat
“How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat (Straight From the Mother Land)” – e-Hawaii Joke A … Continue reading How To Tell If Your Relatives Are Fresh Off the Boat