Portuguese Bean Soup
“Portuguese Bean Soup” – e-Hawaii Joke Q:)Why do the Portuguese have bean soup for dinner on Friday nights? A) So they … Continue reading Portuguese Bean Soup
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Mother’s Milk
“Mother’s Milk” – e-Hawaii Joke Kimo went to the doctor’s and found out he had a rare disease. The doctor told … Continue reading Mother’s Milk
Portuguese Bird Killer
“Portuguese Bird Killer” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How did da potagee kill da bird? A) He wen throw um off da … Continue reading Portuguese Bird Killer
Filipino Homework
“Filipino Homework” – e-Hawaii Joke In English class, the teacher gave the class homework, using the words Chicken, Nut and Bread … Continue reading Filipino Homework
First Hawaiian Guys to the Moon
“First Hawaiian Guys to the Moon” – e-Hawaii Joke Manuel and Philip petitioned the mayor to be the first Hawaiian guys … Continue reading First Hawaiian Guys to the Moon
Pronouncing Hawaii
“Pronouncing Hawaii” – e-Hawaii Joke Newly arrived tourist speaking to man wearing loud Hawaiian shirt Tourist: Do you say Hawaii or … Continue reading Pronouncing Hawaii
Calling A Tongan Woman
“Calling A Tongan Woman” – e-Hawaii Joke A man tries to get the attention of a Tongan girl by saying … Continue reading Calling A Tongan Woman
Hawaiian Brain Teaser
“Hawaiian Brain Teaser” – e-Hawaii Joke A Hawaiian man has two bottles of medication. One bottle contains Pill A and the … Continue reading Hawaiian Brain Teaser
Are You Portuguese?
“Are You Portuguese?” – e-Hawaii Joke One day a Portuguese man walked into a store. He walked up to the counter … Continue reading Are You Portuguese?
Moki’s Wish
“Moki’s Wish” – e-Hawaii Joke Dis rich plantation ownah was having one big luau at his place. He stay tell his … Continue reading Moki’s Wish
Hawaiian Road
“Hawaiian Road” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why did the cow cross the road? Of course it wanted to get to … Continue reading Hawaiian Road
Filipino Footwear
“Filipino Footwear” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What’s the difference between select and choose? A) Select is when you pick out something…choose … Continue reading Filipino Footwear
Hawaiian Astronaut
“Hawaiian Astronaut” – e-Hawaii Joke Three young Hawaiian beachboys were discussing their plans for what they want to be when they … Continue reading Hawaiian Astronaut
Filipino/Hawaiian
“Filipino/Hawaiian” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian? A) Somebody who lovees to … Continue reading Filipino/Hawaiian
Grandma’s Interview
“Grandma’s Interview” – e-Hawaii Joke My grandma went in for a interview as a operator. The lady came out and got … Continue reading Grandma’s Interview