Filipino Homework

“Filipino Homework” – e-Hawaii Joke

In English class, the teacher gave the class homework, using the words Chicken, Nut and Bread in a sentence. The next day, the teacher ask if anyone would like to read aloud their sentence. Pablo raised his hand and said “I will”. He stood up proudly and read out loud his sentence. “My fader told me, not to put the plastic bag ober your sister’s head, because Chicken canNut Bread”.

(Submitted via email by “Diane”)

Another Variation

There were three students: one Japanese, Haole, and Filipino. The teacher asked the students to use the words, “chicken, nut, and bread” in a sentence. The Japanese girl went first.

“Last night for dinner my mother cooked us chicken and yummy banana nut bread”.

“That’s good”, the teacher replied.

Next went the haole boy, “I live on a farm and we raise chickens, and grow nuts to put them into our bread”.

After that, the teacher asked the Filipino boy to use the words in a sentence.

The Filipino boy replied, “Ho ya know… my madda said neba put de plastic bag oba my sistah’s head cuz chicken nut bread”

(Submitted via email by “Roxychikxx”)

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