Foggy California
“Foggy California” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) Why is San Francisco, Daly City, Skyline, and parts of the mountain always so foggy? … Continue reading Foggy California
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Portuguese Acrobat
“Portuguese Acrobat” – e-Hawaii Joke A haole woman was taking a walk one day when she happened upon two Portuguese men. … Continue reading Portuguese Acrobat
Chinese Menu
“Chinese Menu” – e-Hawaii Joke A’LA CARTE CUM DROP SOUP (Fresh every 27 days) PEE YU PLATTER (Clothes Pins Extra) … Continue reading Chinese Menu
Elevator Capacity
“Elevator Capacity” – e-Hawaii Joke I entered the elevator and read a sign that said “Maximum capacity: 10 persons or 2 … Continue reading Elevator Capacity
Filipino Contortionist
“Filipino Contortionist” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A) A “manila folder” (Submitted via email … Continue reading Filipino Contortionist
Persuading Filipino
“Pearly Gates” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How does a Filipino use the word “PERSUADING” in a sentence?? A) Hoy Auntie Rosing, … Continue reading Persuading Filipino
Samoan Mother In Law
“Samoan Mother In Law” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Samoan mother-in-law? A) 2 … Continue reading Samoan Mother In Law
Full Diaper
“Full Diaper” – e-Hawaii Joke Once I visited my sister and saw her little two year old go strolling by. “Hey … Continue reading Full Diaper
Are You Really Filipino?
“Are You Really Filipino? 115 Ways to Find Out” – e-Hawaii Joke Confused about your ethnic identity; Want to know just … Continue reading Are You Really Filipino?
Filipino Hostess
“Filipino Hostess” – e-Hawaii Joke The teacher told her students to go home and make a sentence using the word … Continue reading Filipino Hostess
Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
“Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style” – e-Hawaii Joke There will be a minimum of 5 different types of chicken at a … Continue reading Murphy’s Law – Hawaiian Style
Brain Surgery
“Brain Surgery” – e-Hawaii Joke This guy walks into this doctor office and says “I would like a new brain.” The … Continue reading Brain Surgery
Egg Dispute
“Egg Dispute” – e-Hawaii Joke Every day, a hen owned by the Hawaiian would lay an egg in his garden, which … Continue reading Egg Dispute
Hawaiian Football
“Hawaiian Football” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a Hawaiian football player? A) A padded “brah” (Submitted via … Continue reading Hawaiian Football
Business Golf
“Business Golf” – e-Hawaii Joke An American salesman in Japan happens to have a meeting with a Japanese executive to discuss … Continue reading Business Golf