“Haole’s Night Out” – e-Hawaii Joke
One night at a bar, a haole guy ordered a beer. Holding the beer up as if giving a toast, he yelled “T-G-I-F!”, and guzzled it down.
A Hawaiian guy at the other end of the bar held up his beer and yelled “S-H-I-T!”, and guzzled it down.
The haole ordered another beer, held it up, once again yelled “T-G-I-F!”, and guzzled it down.
The Hawaiian ordered another beer also, held it up, and yelled once more “S-H-I-T!”
The bartender finally said to the haole guy “What is T-G-I-F?”. The haole guy replied “Thank God It’s Friday!”
Turning to the Hawaiin guy, the bartender asked “And what does S-H-I-T stand for?”
“Stupid Haole, It’s Thursday!”, said the Hawaiian.
(Submitted via email by “Shannon”)