Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List
“Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List” – e-Hawaii Joke (from alt.ascii-art, rec.arts.ascii) == Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List == ,;””””;, |’,________,’| || | /~_ … Continue reading Daniel’s ASCII Sushi List
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Filipino Santa
“Filipino Santa” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one? A) The … Continue reading Filipino Santa
Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
“Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs” – e-Hawaii Joke Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like … Continue reading Confucius Say – Chinese Proverbs
Bull of Samoa
“Bull of Samoa” – e-Hawaii Joke China, New Zealand, England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their … Continue reading Bull of Samoa
Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
“Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail” – e-Hawaii Joke A Filipino man took a test for employment and was asked to make … Continue reading Deduct, Defense, Defeat and Detail
Apple Juice
“Apple Juice” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use apple juice in a sentence? A) When I dropped my moms … Continue reading Apple Juice
A Male Hooker
“A Male Hooker” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What do you call a gay hooker from Hawaii? A) A Hawaiian Manhole (Submitted … Continue reading A Male Hooker
Filipino Helicopter
“Filipino Helicopter” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) How do Filipinos use helicopter in a sentence? A) I went to a police convention … Continue reading Filipino Helicopter
Japanese Personality Test
“Japanese Personality Test” – e-Hawaii Joke This is not really a joke but we found it pretty interesting. Answers are … Continue reading Japanese Personality Test
Haole Eye-Opener
“Haole Eye-Opener” – e-Hawaii Joke Late one Saturday night, a haole guy and his girlfriend pulled off the highway and parked … Continue reading Haole Eye-Opener
Japanese In Pain
“Japanese In Pain” – e-Hawaii Joke Q.) What did the Japanese man say when the truck ran over his foot? … Continue reading Japanese In Pain
Cars In Heaven
“Cars In Heaven” – e-Hawaii Joke “Doc, I had one terrible dream last night,” said Kimo to his Psychiatrist. “I … Continue reading Cars In Heaven
Rap Reiplinger – Room Service
Rap Reiplinger – “Room Service” from Rap’s Hawaii – e-Hawaii Joke Below is the amusing “Room Service” video – from Rap’s … Continue reading Rap Reiplinger – Room Service
Portuguese Car Jokes
“Portuguese Car Jokes” – e-Hawaii Joke Q) What kind of car does a Portuguese person drive? A) A Camaro Q) What … Continue reading Portuguese Car Jokes
Haole’s Night Out
“Haole’s Night Out” – e-Hawaii Joke One night at a bar, a haole guy ordered a beer. Holding the beer up … Continue reading Haole’s Night Out